Houjun Liu

jokes

Punchlines

  • Screw you, I’m not Stupid…. I’m just Chinese.
  • Joke’s on you, I’m both Chinese AND stupid.

Setups

  • Why is it that toilets have a refractory period?
  • The satanic church fights back against the Texas abortion ban.

Completed jokes

  • Where did Texas gun control funding go? its illegal to own more than 6 d*l**s there
  • Not only did you have to pass normal tests, you had to pass like a thousand COVID tests